The Last Day Of My Life

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Butt Rubber Application

Butt Rubber Extraordinaire · Position: Full-Time Butt Enthusiast

"Firm Grip. No Limits. Endless Rewards."

Personal Information

Name *

Phone (for late-night "interviews")

Sign (with your tongue)

Available for Immediate Hire?

✦ APPLICATION QUESTIONS ✦

What level of butt-rubbing expertise do you claim?

A. Still learning how to find the cheeks B. I can make her moan with one hand behind my back C. I've got signature moves she'll feel for days D. I've left my handprint on every ass that's ever crossed my path

What's your signature butt-rubbing technique?

A. Slow teasing circles until she begs B. Firm, possessive grips that say "mine" C. Double-handed worship (both cheeks at once) D. The "I'm not stopping until you shake" combo E. Depends on the mood I'm in

After you finish rubbing, what's the first thing you do?

A. Slide one finger inside just to hear her gasp B. Flip her over and bury your face C. Whisper in her ear what you're gonna do next round D. Grab a condom because you already know she's dripping

Peaches or Pears — which do you crave most?

A. Peaches — soft, juicy, just like mine B. Pears — thick, heavy, made to be spread C. Both

On a scale of 1–10, how calloused are your hands from all that gripping?

Do you prefer your butt-rubbing sessions...

A. Spontaneous — bend her over the kitchen counter right now B. Scheduled — she knows exactly when you're coming for her ass tonight C. Depends on the counter

Are you a...

A. Giver — you live to make her ass your personal playground B. Receiver — you want her grinding back on your hands C. Greedy mutual — we both get ruined D. Depends on the day

Oil or lotion for the rub?

A. Warm oil — I want it dripping down your crack B. Thick lotion — slow, slippery, and messy C. None — just my hands and your natural heat D. Whatever makes the loudest wet sounds

How do you react when I arch my back harder into your hands?

A. Growl something filthy in your ear about how greedy you are B. Speed up until you're gasping my name C. Slow down on purpose to make you whine D. Spank you once and say "be still or I stop"

When I finally let you rub me in public (under a blanket, skirt, etc.), you'd...

A. Keep it subtle but squeeze every time I try to talk B. Tease so slow I have to bite my lip C. Risk getting caught because you can't help going harder D. Whisper exactly what you'll do to me later if I stay quiet

Do you have sisters? (I need to know if you've had practice sneaking around)

What sound do you want to hear most while rubbing me?

A. My soft little moans building louder B. That wet slap when you grab harder C. Me begging "please don't stop" D. Silence… except my breathing getting shaky E. All of the above

Are you on-call 24/7 for booty duty?

If no, explain why the hell not:

Favorite position?

A. Face down, ass up — total control B. Me straddling your lap, grinding back on your hands C. Standing, pressed against the wall — urgent and raw D. All of the above

What snacks are you bringing to the bed?

(If you say "just my tongue" you automatically pass)

Are you vocal while you play?

A. Dirty talk the whole time — tell me what you're gonna do B. Grunts and groans only — animal mode C. Quiet until I beg you to tell me how good my ass feels D. Depends who is listening

Secret fantasy move you've been dying to try on my ass? (select all that apply)

A. Tracing a finger lower… teasing where I'm already wet B. Biting just hard enough to mark C. Using both hands to spread me open while you watch D. Making me count every spank out loud E. All of the Above

Any exes or "friends" who might cockblock?

(I'll handle them... or make them watch.)

✦ FINAL CONFESSIONS ✦

Final Confessions

Answer honestly — this is where you earn extra points.

If I whispered that some guy in my past had "dangerously good hands" on this ass, you'd...

A. Get instantly harder and prove yours are better right now B. Ask for every filthy detail… then top them all night C. Whisper "good thing I'm the one touching you now" while going rougher D. Tease me back about how you'd make me forget his name

Rate your obsession with my ass on a scale of 1–10:

Under 9? Explain yourself AND how you plan to fix it tonight:

If I handed you warm oil right now and said "show me your best," your first move would be...

A. Drizzle it slow, watching it run down my curves B. Warm it in your palms first, then claim every inch C. Pour way too much on purpose — messy is hotter D. Skip the oil and use your tongue to "warm me up" instead

Biggest turn-on while your hands are on me?

A. Feeling you push back greedily into my grip B. Hearing your breathing turn into little whimpers C. Watching goosebumps rise everywhere I touch D. Knowing you're getting soaked just from my hands

One thing you'd beg me for permission to do to this ass? (circle all that apply)

A. Leave faint bruises from squeezing too hard B. Tease lower with your thumbs until I'm dripping C. Make me count every firm grab out loud D. Worship it on your knees like it owns you

E. Your own dirty idea:

Send this back filled out immediately. Include a pic of your hands (oiled up if you're serious), and a voice note describing your answers to the last two questions. I'll listen while imagining those hands all over me… then decide if you've earned full access — or if you need to watch me demonstrate what "perfect grip" really feels like first.

✦ Application received. I'll be in touch when I'm ready to review your qualifications. Don't call me — I'll call you. ✦

Something went wrong. Try again — I don't give second chances easily, but I'll make an exception this once.

JstJenni